watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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