I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
nutella sex= disaster
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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