seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You're like the curious george of whores
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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