Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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