I would go down on you faster than GM stock
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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