Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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