You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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