these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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