I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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