While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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