So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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