how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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