similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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Have fun and good luck.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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