would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Someone shit on the floor
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
this will be a night to untag.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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