drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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