yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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