So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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