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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant

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  he should get drunk with us

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• (561): View more from Florida

  If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.

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  Agreed

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• (661): View more from California

  new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.

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• (585): View more from New York

  just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable

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• (936): View more from Texas

  im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done

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• (714): View more from California

  I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance

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