that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.