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It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.

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(310): It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples. http://tfl.nu/vzvv

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Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?

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(870): Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits? http://tfl.nu/zxqx

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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious

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(732): she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious http://tfl.nu/xtk1

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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?

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(205): there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something? http://tfl.nu/tu2y

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.

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(256): Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs. http://tfl.nu/y8sy

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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.

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(305): He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys. http://tfl.nu/g37d

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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.

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(305): I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having. http://tfl.nu/q5k9

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(330): View more from Ohio

How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?

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(330): How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle? http://tfl.nu/4cgb

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".

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(270): The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard". http://tfl.nu/w1c8

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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.

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(909): I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us. http://tfl.nu/99mo

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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.

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(615): Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often. http://tfl.nu/4yb3

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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?

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(205): Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that? http://tfl.nu/yb0a

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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy

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(615): The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy http://tfl.nu/u49d

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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"

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(503): Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck" http://tfl.nu/2coz

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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.

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(603): If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it. http://tfl.nu/n6dm

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