Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.