i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster