Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.

(1-857): View more from Massachusetts

Doors?

(857): View more from Massachusetts

Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us

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(419): View more from Ohio

I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?

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(330): View more from Ohio

He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?

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(818): View more from California

Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.

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(415): View more from California

My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird

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