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(906): View more from Michigan

Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow

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Perfect. Like where your heads at

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By relax I mean have sex

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(906): Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow (248): Perfect. Like where your heads at (906) By relax I mean have sex http://tfl.nu/crtd

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(+27): View more from South Africa

This girl is more easily done than said...

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(+27): This girl is more easily done than said... http://tfl.nu/38ha

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(541): View more from Oregon

So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap

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(541): So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap http://tfl.nu/9u2o

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(503): View more from Oregon

i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.

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(503): i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean. http://tfl.nu/trho

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.

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(717): Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze. http://tfl.nu/xfyl

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(785): View more from Kansas

your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us

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(785): your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us http://tfl.nu/mks6

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(850): View more from Florida

My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.

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(850): My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper. http://tfl.nu/6jx2

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.

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(202): Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood. http://tfl.nu/hors

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(210): View more from Texas

I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...

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(210): I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti... http://tfl.nu/mzxu

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.

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(201): I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed. http://tfl.nu/jlau

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.

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(608): Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out. http://tfl.nu/np60

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(763): View more from Minnesota

pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.

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(763): pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea. http://tfl.nu/e4q8

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(785): View more from Kansas

He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.

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Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"

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(785): He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him. (785): Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!" http://tfl.nu/v4v8

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(347): View more from New York

THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.

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(347): THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI. http://tfl.nu/yt9w

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.

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(901): I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy. http://tfl.nu/blaa

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