I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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