some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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