yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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