I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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