Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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