i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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