I love black thongs
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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