I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize