so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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