Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
