dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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