Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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