cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize