If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I am one with the molecules
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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