we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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