i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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