Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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