How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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