someone threw a dead crab at me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Come see our sink grown plant.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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