I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
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tell your sister to shave her snatch
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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