Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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