you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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