oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
