I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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