So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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