Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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