i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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