I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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