We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I intend to get homeless drunk
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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