he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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