Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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