There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there was a trapeze. enough said
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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