in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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