i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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