Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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